Green Lantern Rob Shaft

So this is Rob Shaft--a Green Lantern who was born when Superboy Prime punched reality. Same origin story as Wrathofautumn Prime, different kind of character. He actually thinks his life was real and he thinks he is one big bad mofo--I mean, with that hair, anything's possible. He's out to stop Wrathofautumn Prime's reign of annoying terror and save as much tail as he can! And you don't ever mess with Rob Shaft, because he's the man! HIT IT, IMAGINARY MUSICIANS!

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*Motown music starts playing*

Who's the Tiger Green Lantern
That's a sex machine to all the cats?
Chorus: SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the cat that would risk his neck
For his brother cat?
Chorus: SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
Chorus: SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft has a bad afro
Chorus: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
Chorus: THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated cat
But no one understands him but his woman
Chorus: ROB SHAFT!

*music plays off to an end*